Two men were in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

“If you do not mind me saying,” said the second, “that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?”

“I cannot”, lamented the first Man; “It is permanently stuck in my butt.”

“I do not understand,” said the other.

The first Man explains, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge genie came oozing out of it . He said, ‘I am your Genie. I can grant you one wish.’

I said, “No Shit!”

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